Last Wednesday, June the 22nd we held our seventh Ladies' Night of the year at Highview! We had a great showing of Forty Two women who teed off in our Half Shotguns at 4:45 and 5:45. The Ladies played the Front Nine for Week #7. It was another great afternoon for golf and #JudeFood for those that came out and joined us. A thank you to those who continue to support our Ladies' Section Nights each week!
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Ladies' Night Comedy Hour Presented by Marg Rueck & Highview G.C.:
These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter greets them and tells them, “We only have one rule here in heaven. Don’t step on the ducks.”
So, they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
It’s almost impossible not to step on a duck there’s so many, and though they try their utmost to avoid standing on them, the first guy soon accidentally steps on one.
St. Peter then appears with the ugliest woman the guy had ever seen.
St. Peter chains the woman to the guy and says to him, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!”
The next day, the second guy also accidentally steps on a duck. Once again, St. Peter shows up and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains the woman to the second guy saying, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman!”
The third guy has observed all this and as he really doesn’t want to be chained to an ugly woman for eternity, he’s extremely careful where he steps.
Indeed, he manages to go months without stepping on any ducks. One day though, St.Peter appears with the most gorgeous woman the guy has ever laid eyes on. She’s tall, curvaceous, tanned and extremely sexy.
Without a word, St. Peter chains the woman to the third guy.
The guy happily says to the woman, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all eternity?”
The woman replies, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck.”
Front 9 - Par 3 - Red Tees
Format: 2 Lady Scramble
Closest to the Pin - #8 ~ Sharon Campbell
Longest Drive - #9 ~ Angie Proulx
Raffle Hole: Score: 3 on Hole #6 ($25/Winning Team)
- Roni Schellenberg/Dori Rheubottom/Marg Attridge
- Sandra Shank & Carol Watters
- Jane Fry & Kathy Murray
1st - Lori Ouellette & Trish Goodship = 37
2nd - Angie Proulx & Kim Dubois = 38 (R)
1st - Kristel Gobby & Christine Rogers = 42 (R)
2nd - Bjorg Winterstein & Noella Duchesne = 42
1st - Jaye Harrington & Jenna Bolton = 46 (R)
2nd - Diane Yackobeck & Cindy David = 50
3 Lady Scramble Flight
1st - Roni Schellenberg, Marg Attridge, Dori Rheubottom = 37
Note: Prizes will be ready for pickup at the next upcoming Ladies' Night
The next upcoming Ladies' Night is next week (Wednesday, July the 6th)
Shotgun Starts at 4:45 and 5:45pm
Format ~ 2 Lady 3-3-3
July 13th - Format: 2 Lady Scramble
July 20th - Format: Group "Shamble"
July 27th - Format: 4 Lady Blind Best Ball (2 Lady Scramble) ~ X-MAS IN JULY!
Check us out on our Website/Facebook or Call 705-724-5230 for further details or to sign up.
Note: The next Couple's Night is this Friday (July 1st) - Shotgun Start @ 5:45pm!
Format ~ 4 Person Blind Best Ball (2 Person)