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Ladies' Night Results - 07/03/24

Yesterday evening (July 3rd) we held our seventh Ladies' Night of the season at Highview. We had a decent showing this week, even with the rain and wet conditions, as Sixteen women braved the weather and completed their rounds. It was another nice evening for golf and #JudeFood for Week #7 despite the forecast. The Ladies teed off in our Double Shotgun Format and played the Front Nine for our seventh week of League Play. Thank you to all the golfers who participate and support our Ladies' section each week!

Stay tuned for more HVGC Event Updates and Results.

Ladies' Night Comedy Hour: (NSFW)

A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?" No one wants to say 'yes', but they're on the spot.

Finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m."

He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.

The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.

They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay."

She's there at 6:30 am. sharp and beats all of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round.

She's fun and pleasant and the guys are impressed.

They congratulate her and invite her back the next week.

She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30, or 6:45."

The next week she again shows up at 6:30 sharp.

Only this time, she plays left-handed.

The three guys are incredulous as she still beats them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand.

They're totally amazed. They can't figure her out.

They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her.

The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys.

This week she plays right-handed and narrowly beats all three of them.

The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part.

However, she's so charming and complimentary of their strong play, they can't hold a grudge.

This woman is a riddle no one can figure out.

They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

The lady blushes, and grins. "When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned that I was ambidextrous." she replies. "I like to switch back and forth."

"When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."

The guys think this is hysterical.

Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?"

She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."

Front 9 - Par 37 - Red Tees

Format: "Group Scramble To Green"

(Putt On Your Own - Finish Holes & Score Individually)

Longest Putt - #7 ~ Jen Leudke (~15.75ft)

Closest to the Pin - #8 ~ Candice Fraser

Longest Drive - #9 ~ Laura Hudson

Raffle Hole: Score: 4 on Hole #9 ($10/Winner)

  • Edna Dickieson

  • Jaye Harrington

  • Jenna Bolton

50/50 Draw ~ CLAIMED ($28.50)

1st Flight

1st - Jaye Harrington = 36

2nd Flight

1st - Layney Polesky = 45 (R)

3rd Flight 

1st - Mary-Ellen Murphy = 47

4th Flight 

1st - Leslie Brooks = 50

Click Following Link for Full Ladies' Night Results:

Note: Prizes will be ready for pickup by the next upcoming Ladies' Night

The next upcoming Ladies' Night is next week (Wednesday July 10th)

Shotgun Starts at 4:00 and 5:45pm

Format ~ 4 Lady 3-3-3 (Back Nine)

Check us out on our Website or Call 705-724-5230 for further details or to sign up!

July 17th - Format: 4 Lady Blind Best Ball (2 Lady)

July 24th - Format: Group Scramble (XMAS IN JULY)

July 31st - Format: 2 Lady 3-3-3

August 7th - Format: Group "Bramble"

Note: The next Couples' Night is this Friday (July 5th) - Shotgun Start @ 5:45pm!

Format ~ 4 Person Scramble

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