This past Wednesday, July the 13th we had our tenth Ladies' Night of the year at Highview Golf Course! We had another terrific showing of Forty Seven women who teed off in our Half Shotguns at 4:45 and 5:45. The Ladies played the Back Nine for Week #10. It was a great afternoon for golf and #JudeFood for those that came out and joined us. A thank you to those who continue to support our Ladies' Section Nights each week!
Stay tuned for more HVGC Event Updates and Results.
Ladies' Night Comedy Hour Presented by Marg Rueck & Highview G.C.:
Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.
I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defence attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.' The defence attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
Back 9 - Par 35 - Red Tees
Format: 2 Lady Scramble
Closest to the Pin - #16 ~ Connie Young
Longest Drive - #11 ~ Jenna Bolton
Raffle Hole: Score: 3 on Hole #13 ($20/Winning Team)
- Priscilla Goulais & Judy Manitowabi
- Tammy Steeves & Marissa Richette
1st - Shannon Evans & Sharon Campbell = 35 (R)
2nd - Jaye Harrington & Jenna Bolton = 35
3rd - Angie Proulx & Kim Dubois = 36
1st - Denise Bryant & Lia Farelli = 40 (R)
2nd - Priscilla Goulais & Judy Manitowabi = 40
3rd - Jane Fry & Peni Paxton = 41 (R)
1st - Bjorg Winterstein & Kim Christoff = 46
2nd - Diane Yackobeck & Cindy David = 47 (R)
3rd - Brenda Stillar & Jeannine McDonald = 47 (R)
Note: Prizes will be ready for pickup at the next upcoming Ladies' Night
The next upcoming Ladies' Night is next week (Wednesday, July the 20th)
Shotgun Starts at 4:45 and 5:45pm
Format ~ Group "Shamble" (Front Nine)
July 27th - Format: 4 Lady Blind Best Ball (2 Lady Scramble) ~ X-MAS IN JULY!
August 3rd - Format: Group Scramble
August 10th - Format: 4 Lady 3-3-3
August 17th - Format: 3 Lady Scramble
Note: The next Couple's Night is Friday, July the 22nd - Shotgun Start @ 5:45pm!
Format ~ Couple's Scramble (2 Person)