This Wednesday, August the 17th we had our fourteenth Ladies' Night of the year at Highview Golf Course! We had another terrific turnout of Forty Seven ladies that teed off in our Half Shotguns at 4:45 and 5:45. The Ladies played the Front Nine for Week #14. It was a great afternoon for golf and #JudeFood for those that came out and joined us. A thank you to those who continue to support our Ladies' Section Nights each week!
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Ladies' Night Comedy Hour Presented by Marg Rueck & Highview G.C.: - (NSFW)
All of the organs are deciding who should be in charge: "I should be in charge," said the brain , "I run all the body's systems, without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the heart , "I circulate oxygen and nutrients all over." "No! I should be in charge," said the stomach, "I process the food that gives us energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "without me the body couldn't go anywhere." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the anus, "I am responsible for waste removal." All of the other body parts laughed at the anus and insulted him. So he shut down. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the heart pumped toxic blood. They all decided that the anus should be the boss.
What is the moral of the story? Even though everybody else does all of the work the ass hole is usually in charge.
Front 9 - Par 37 - Red Tees
Format: 3 Lady Scramble/2 Lady Scramble (Flights for Each)
Closest to the Pin - #8 ~ Dori Rheubottom
Longest Drive - #9 ~ Jen Leudke
Raffle Hole: Score: 5 on Hole #3 ($30/Winning Team)
- S.Evans/S.Campbell/L.Campbell
- R.Schellenberg/M.Attridge/S.King
- A.Proulx/K.Dubois/S.DeVuono
3 Lady Flights
1st Flight
1st - Roni Schellenberg/Marg Attridge/Sandra King = 35
2nd Flight
1st - Marg Rueck/Ann Oshell/Pat Reichstein = 40
2 Lady Flights
1st Flight
1st - Linda Frotten & Kathy Murray = 43
2nd Flight
1st - Peni Paxton & Barb Butler = 50 (R)
Note: Prizes will be ready for pickup at the next upcoming Ladies' Night
The next upcoming Ladies' Night is this week (Wednesday, August the 24th)
Shotgun Starts at 4:45 and 5:45pm
Format ~ 2 Lady Scramble
August 31st - Format: 2 Lady Blind Best Ball (Stroke Play - Own Ball)
September 7th - Format: 2 Lady 3-3-3
September 14th - Format: 2 Lady Scramble (LAST GOLF)
September 21st - CLOSING DINNER
Note: The next Couple's Night is this Friday, August 19th - Shotgun Start @ 5:45pm!
Format ~ 4 Person Blind Best Ball (2 Person)